What I learned lately about… people on trains
Train commuters are not real people. They morph
somewhere between their front door and the platform into aliens with few manners and an insatiable appetite for rules.
On Cityrail trains that shunt people in and out of Sydney the powers that be decided to introduce quiet carriages. There are signs in viscous orange that declare talking, music and mobile phones calls are banished to other parts of the train.
If you find yourself by choice or chance in a quiet carriage be very careful, for the aliens are lethal. They will pounce on the slightest noise, exercising their right to enforce the proclamations of the orange signs.
It is something to behold.